Friday, December 3, 2010

Oprah Don't Make No Brownies - Stupid IM's to Pass The Day

Roommate: apparently this was one of oprahs favorite things and i think its genius - http://www.fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=2962&cat=369
 
HoneyRocks: I have seen that everywhere and I don't get the point of it
HoneyRocks: is it that hard to cut a square out of a regular brownie pan?
Roommate: no its not that hard - but its everyone like the edge part the best
 
HoneyRocks: that's not true I like the middle
HoneyRocks: and in other places I've seen the pan, it is advertised as helping you make perfect cuts
Roommate: oprah did it as everyone loves the edges i guess
 
HoneyRocks: like Oprah bakes her own brownies
HoneyRocks: if that woman wants edges she could have an army of Kenyan children do a tiny brownie home economics class
HoneyRocks: or make that fat chef she has do it
HoneyRocks: they must have donated those pans
Roommate: LOL

Saturday, November 20, 2010

MADRID

Madrid airport
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Gypsy Souvenirs

Espana is A-MAZE-ING. Suprised at how much fun it is here. Madrid!!!!
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Florence Sunset

Ciao from Firenze!
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Sunday, November 14, 2010

The Apple Macintosh of Coffee

I think I'd become a regular espresso drinker for one of these...
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Saturday, November 13, 2010

Street Party Italian Style

Latest: Ray invades Lemon Bar on the streets of Milano
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Truffle Me This

Dinner. :)
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Duomo Schlomo

We made it!! Check out the amazing duomo here in Milan. It completely took my breath away!
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Thursday, November 11, 2010

This is Only a Test

Testing mobile blog for Italy!
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Monday, October 11, 2010

Fake it Till You Bake It!

One of my big hobbies of late has been cooking and (especially) baking.  Blame it on the Food Network.  One episode of Ace of Cakes and I think I'm Jean-Georges.

I'm entertaining the thought of starting a blog about it (imagine! A blog with an actual theme!!), but have decided to test the waters here before I have my name attached to another inactive internet entity.

The goal in tonights kitchen:  Banana Nut Bread

My mother, who never cooks, had this sitting in our kitchen a few years ago and I was amazed.  I pilfered the recipe and have only attempted it once before.  As I recall it came out ok - but not as moist and banana-y as her version.  The trick, she says, is using extra ripe (nearly bad) bananas.  The kind that smell really fragrant even with the peels on and, in my case, attract a hoard of fruit flies into the kitchen. 

Please see exhibit one - Recipe and Extra Stinky Bananas:


To get started, you combine 1/3 cup oil (or if you're Southern, shortening) and 1/2 cup sugar in a mixing bowl.  Add 2 eggs.

In a seperate bowl, combine all dry ingredients: 1 + 3/4 cup flour, 1/2 TSP baking soda, and 1/2 TSP salt.  I have to say I totally dumped a full teaspoon of baking soda in initially because I thought the recipe said 2.  Woops.  I scooped a little out, did the correct amount of salt, and hoped for the best.  EEP!

Here's what things looked like at this stage: 




Next, you smoosh up one cup of the ripe banana.  I actually used 3 whole bananas because I wanted rid of them and I think it may have been a bit too much.  This is one of the great hazards of getting all your cooking skills from a Grandmother who lived through the Depression.

Gradually combine all three sets of prepared ingredients and mix.



























Lastly, you have the option of adding 1/2 cup walnuts.  I happened to have a package in my cupboard so I did just that.  If my roommate were in charge she'd have a boatload of chocolate chips in there.  I think that would be pretty tasty too.


The bread is SUPPOSED to go into a 350 degree oven for 45-50 minutes.  And here's where the catastrophe's happened.


I have a crappy, urban apartment dwellers oven and it doesn't always bake uniformly.  I try to stick to the top rack when possible because that has proven the best method of not burning things.  I went to check on the banana bread around the 35 minute mark and things were progressing nicely.  It was obviously still a bit jiggly in the center, so I threw it back in to finish up.  When I checked back around 10 minutes later, the dough had risen well above the pan and was scraping the top of my oven.  AHHH!!! 


After carefully cleaning the dough bits away with my pot holder, I put the bread back in on the lower rack.  It ultimately took something closer to an hour for the bread to be cooked through.  I think this may have had something to do with the extra banana I used.  Thoughts, experts???


Here's what came out in the end:





 Despite a couple of setbacks during baking, I think it turned out pretty well.  Next time I think I would stick to the 1 cup of banana limit and maybe put my upper baking rack lower in the oven to give it clearance. 

So there you have it!!  The true hONEy and Martha Stewart idolizer extraordinaire.  Hope it's not too big a let down.  :)

I'm off to the NYC Food & Wine festival now, so perhaps I'll have some tricks to share next time.  If not, I'm bound to have a new gadget.


Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Discovery

So evidently I can blog from my blackberry now??? Its like twitter with no character limits. This could get interesting...

Monday, April 5, 2010

Stupid IMs to Pass the Day - 4/5/10

Me: Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener. That is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener. Everyone would be in love with me.
Roommate: Yep
Me: except for probably PETA and other vegans or people who advocate organic foods
Roommate: Right
Me: or people who don't like weird pig parts
Me: or Kosher people
Roommate: Yeah
Me: they really didn't think that ad out very well

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Stupid IMs to Pass the Day

During the course of an average workday, my friends and I send IMs about some pretty random things. I actually once got my roommate to admit that she'd sign up to have Google pipe fart smell through her computer speakers "if it's free, because... I mean... c'mon! It's Google!!"

I've decided to periodically post these here. Today's installment is below:

Friend: Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out that Jesus had bangs? Think about it.

Me: What if Jesus looked just like Burt Reynolds?

Friend: I'd probably go to church more.