Stupid IMs to Pass the Day - 4/5/10

Me: Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener. That is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener. Everyone would be in love with me.
Roommate: Yep
Me: except for probably PETA and other vegans or people who advocate organic foods
Roommate: Right
Me: or people who don't like weird pig parts
Me: or Kosher people
Roommate: Yeah
Me: they really didn't think that ad out very well

Stupid IMs to Pass the Day

During the course of an average workday, my friends and I send IMs about some pretty random things. I actually once got my roommate to admit that she'd sign up to have Google pipe fart smell through her computer speakers "if it's free, because... I mean... c'mon! It's Google!!"

I've decided to periodically post these here. Today's installment is below:

Friend: Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out that Jesus had bangs? Think about it.

Me: What if Jesus looked just like Burt Reynolds?

Friend: I'd probably go to church more.